Come to the show this weekend and get a free fountain drink when you tell your server "I'm hankerin' to wet my whistle." This'll only work until August 1, so come to the Pines and remember..."I'm hankerin' to wet my whistle!" You'll be glad you did!

Tickets are available for all of our upcoming productions.

Welcome to The Pines Dinner Theatre! Join us, and step back to a simpler time where everyone treats you like family. Even though we're in the heart of Allentown, when you're our guest, we'll treat you to real down-home hospitality and authentic rustic elegance. From the moment you walk in the door, until the final curtain call, we'll give you fabulous food and a spectacular show. We invite you to join the thousands of folks from around the country (including one person who claimed to paddle a canoe across the ocean to see us, but we can't verify the authenticity of that claim) who have experienced the The Pines Dinner Theatre, the Lehigh Valley's premier dinner theatre.